HMDD OJ SIMPSON SQUEEZE TEE CREAM
CLIENTELE AUTHENTICATION PROTOCOL
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01
PHYSICAL INSPECTION
Stitching, sole, materials, colorway verified by hand
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02
PROVENANCE REVIEW
Box, tags, receipts examined where available
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03
MARKET COMPARISON
Cross-referenced against verified authentic references
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04
UV & BLACKLIGHT SCAN
Materials and inks inspected under UV for factory-consistent response
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05
DATE CODE & SERIAL CHECK
Internal codes verified against production records and size runs
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06
CONDITION GRADED
Independently scored on the Clientele Condition Scale
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07
FINAL SIGN-OFF
Second authenticator reviews and approves before listing goes live
$199.99
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SIZE
BRAND
| SIZE | CHEST | WAIST | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34" | 28" | 27" |
| S | 36" | 30" | 28" |
| M | 38" | 32" | 29" |
| L | 40" | 34" | 30" |
| XL | 43" | 37" | 31" |
| XXL | 46" | 40" | 32" |
All measurements in inches. If between sizes, size up.
- Free standard shipping on orders over $250
- Expedited shipping available at checkout
- In-store pickup available at all three locations
- Returns accepted within 14 days — unworn, tags attached
- All sale items are final sale
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SIZE GUIDE
| SIZE | CHEST | WAIST | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34" | 28" | 27" |
| S | 36" | 30" | 28" |
| M | 38" | 32" | 29" |
| L | 40" | 34" | 30" |
| XL | 43" | 37" | 31" |
| XXL | 46" | 40" | 32" |
All measurements in inches. When between sizes, size up.